- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Thumbs this down

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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