- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

A black guy with his family.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

What is cold? Winter

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