- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Cancer.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

I'll be back. Please use the door.

Mr Webb Hit keyboard loudly -...

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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