what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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knock knock

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