Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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peter charastabopouloulous

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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No it isn't.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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Are you a human?

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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