What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

How much did the Holla Cost?

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

AVB

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

Japan called... They need help.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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