why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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The cow went moo

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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Matt is not funny.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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