- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

You just won the game...

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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