- Anti Joke

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Your Mom.

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

who smells? •Liam