- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

A jew go out of a bar

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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