- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

You should never talk to strangers.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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