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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

What's 9+10=? 19

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.