What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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Penis-Pump

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buttcrack thumbs up

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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