What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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a retard lost...

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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space is fun

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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