What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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Chicken

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The 19th Amendment

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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hi michael

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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