*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Doorbell salesman.

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Smart Blondes

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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