What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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