- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

PENlS.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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