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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

c+t+c?

Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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