What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What's clear and wet? water

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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