- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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