- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

What is next?

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

You should never talk to strangers.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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