- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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