- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Where do babies come from? My garage

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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