What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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