Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Spinabifita

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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