Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Who is a knob? ross d

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

ROSS G IS OBESE

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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