Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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space is fun

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Do you believe this will change?

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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hi patrick

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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School

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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what's red and blue? your heart

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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