There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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