Knock knock Come In.......

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Mitt Romney.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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Anti Joke

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