A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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