- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Womens rights.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Women's Rights.

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