- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

How old is your mom? Old.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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