A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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