John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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Chicken

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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