rose are red violets should be purple

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

A snake walks into a bar

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

Why was the man sad His son got raped

I like hats XD!

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

Laugh.

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

space is fun

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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