- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Knock knock Come In.......

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

K

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??