marshal sterio had sex

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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Smart Blondes

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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women have rights

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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