Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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