Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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what happens during a climax apples

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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The Holocaust

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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