A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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Nickelback

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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motley crew

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96

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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