- Anti Joke

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

The Barackness Monster

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

YEAH THEY DO.

Lynching Lynching is an extrajudicial execution carried out by a mob, often by hanging, but also by burning at the stake or shooting, in order to punish an alleged transgressor, or to intimidate, control, or otherwise manipulate a population of people. It is related to other means of social control that arise in communities, such as charivari, riding the rail, and tarring and feathering. Lynchings have been more frequent in times of social and economic tension, and have often been the means used by the politically dominant population to oppress social challengers. Violence in the United States against African Americans, especially in the South, rose in the aftermath of the Civil War, after slavery had been abolished and recently freed black men were given the right to vote. Violence rose even more at the end of the century, after southern white Democrats regained their political power in the South in the 1870s. States passed new constitutions or legislation which effectively disfranchised most blacks and many poor whites, established segregation of public facilities by race, and separated blacks from common public life and facilities. Nearly 3,500 African Americans were lynched in the United States between 1882 and 1968, mostly from 1882 to 1920. Lynching during the 19th century in the United States, Britain and colonies, coincided with a period of violence which denied people participation in white-dominated society on the basis of race or gender after the Emancipation Act of 1833. Today lynching is a felony in all states of the United States, defined by some codes of law as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person which results in the death of the person," with a 'mob' being defined as "the assemblage of two or more persons, without color or authority of law, for the premeditated purpose and with the premeditated intent of committing an act of violence upon the person of another." Lynching in the second degree is defined as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person and from which death does not result." To sustain a conviction for lynching, at least some evidence of premeditation must be produced, but "The common intent to do violence" may be formed before or during the assemblage."

Women's Rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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