A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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knock knock who's there?

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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zebras

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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this is gay

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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Woman's Rights

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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