What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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The game!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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