- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

Doorbell salesman.

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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