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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

I'm going to Re-write History... History

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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