Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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