Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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W.N.B.A.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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