- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Nickelback

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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