Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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don't look behind you

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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