Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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women's rights

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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space is fun

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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