what's red and blue? your heart

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

That didn't hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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