Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

what do gay people eat?? food

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

knock knock go away

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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