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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Johan showering. . . AWK

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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