What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Women's rights.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Farts smell bad!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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Your time.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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