- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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