Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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whats brown? poop.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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women's rights

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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