Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Paul Dylan King!

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terry stockton is straight

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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