That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Joe Biden

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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A man is so drunk that the alcohol has a biphasic effect on the body, meaning that its effects change over time. Initially, alcohol typically produces feelings of relaxation and cheerfulness. Increased consumption, however, can lead to dehydration, coordination problems, blurred vision, and a great number of health, medical, and social issues and other drinking problems caused by alcoholism. As articulated above, excessive alcohol consumption can lead to drunkenness. One of the short term effects of intoxication is the lowering of an individual's inhibitions. As a consequence, when people are intoxicated they frequently do things they normally would not do while sober, often ignoring legal, ethical, social, and moral or religious norms. While blurred vision, slurred speech, dehydration, and coordination can be labeled as "alcohol short term effects," other health problems such as alcohol related heart disease, liver disease, and cancer, on the other hand, can be labeled as long term effects of alcohol abuse and alcoholism. This, however brief, is an overview of the effects of alcohol. What remains to be discussed, however, is what Paul Harvey calls "the rest of the story." Essentially, "the rest of the story" is a more detailed analysis of how excessive alcohol affects an individual's life and the lives of those around him or her when the person becomes an alcoholic and suffers from alcoholism. Perhaps the most logical way to discuss this complex topic is to focus first on the classic alcoholic behaviors and effects of alcohol in the four states of alcoholism; then examine some of the "social effects" of alcohol and alcoholism and finally, discuss the medical conditions, health issues, and drinking problems that are caused directly or indirectly by alcoholism.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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