What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Potato

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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sarah taylor

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What did the fish say? Moo

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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