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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

I am on a escalator.

Why did the child step on a ball?

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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