- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

A black guy with his family.

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