Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Hey

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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