- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

I am on a escalator.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Why did the child step on a ball?

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