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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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69, hahaha

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T-Dog scare me

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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