What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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#scabbers

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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