- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

Women's Rights.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

Like if you like big tits.

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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