Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Girls

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Wats a joke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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