- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

1+1 =? Too

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

You just won the game...

Homework.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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