A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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1+1 =? Too

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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You just won the game...

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Homework.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

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