An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Do you believe this will change?

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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