A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

fart+fart=poop

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

The Barackness Monster

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